normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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