i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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