I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Can vaginas get frostbite?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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