She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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