The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Sponge bath it is.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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