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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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