And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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