There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Just high enough for therapy.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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