I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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