I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah