So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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