32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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