stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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