I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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