My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
i now understand why vodka
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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