The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
