Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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