Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm at about main and main street
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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