Just cropdusted the office
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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