i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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