It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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