erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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