Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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