Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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