i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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