I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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