The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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