of course. lets lasso hookers.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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