I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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