My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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