No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
this is an emotional support booty call
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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