This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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