So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
