You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Randomize
