I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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