Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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