I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
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I'm at about main and main street
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
you never un-have a 4some
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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