oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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