i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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