he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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