I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I've blown a few things in my day
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Houston, we have a squirter
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Pooping to opera.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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