The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
