Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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