shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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