I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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