I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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