at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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