i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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