If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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