we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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