he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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