Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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