if i can run in heels then i can drive
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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