So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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