I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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