You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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