Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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